Twang '95

Also knows as:

You're No Good To Me
Big Bacon Classic
Counselor Troi
SheSleeps In Her Jeans
Science
Endlessly
Latest Pagan Sensation
Tired of Waiting
You Scare Me
Swimming


You're No Good To Me

I live in question and I work in fear
and I plan on moving to your hemisphere
to your sacred city, to your happy home
eat off plastic and drink from styrofoam

you're no good to me now
but I love you anyway

I bribed the mayor and I bribed the priest
and I tried to bribe you out of bribing me
we got seven new sins on the drawing board
better check your handbook before you praise the lord

what are you waiting for?

Big Bacon Classic

he used to be a drummer but now he's just a cook
in a vegetarian hangout
he used to bang out little rhythms on his drumkit
his boss is beautiful
he takes tofu out of the freezer
he does anything to appease her

my buddy Freddie wears a coat in summer to hide up his tattoos
ideologies of women in bands he used to listen to
that girl is half his age and she's beautiful
takes tofu out of the freezer
he does anything to appease her

he used to be a drummer but now he's just a cook
in a vegetarian hangout
he used to bang out little rhythms on his drumkit
his boss is beautiful
he smokes crack and chews Bubblelicious
as he scrubs the dishes

Counselor Troi

Lyrics courtesy of Jonah T.

I sense anger
What's on your mind

Counselor Troi, Counselor Troi, Counselor Troi
why you want to be so coy?
let me be your boy toy

Counselor Troi, Counselor Troi, Counselor Troi
why you want to be so coy?

every night, 10 o'clock, it's on Fox 42
I got a special stardate, just me and you

???
Don't be such a dork, let's me and you engage

Counselor Troi, Counselor Troi, Counselor Troi
why you want to be so coy?
I wanna be your boy toy

Counselor Troi, Counselor Troi, Counselor Troi
Why you want to hang out with Worf?

Oh Deanna, I want a special camaraderie,
you can rock my world, uh, telepathically
just me and you together on our own love trek
if you want to get kinky we can use the holodeck

Counselor Troi

make it so
wanna spin in my captain's chair?

Counselor Troi, Counselor Troi, Counselor Troi
why you want to be so coy?

Counselor Troi, Counselor Troi, Counselor Troi
Get on the bus, Gus

Counselor Troi
Trekkers are what we are,
I can make a rhyme
look at me go, Amy, come to the show,
can't you see, it's .... all about me,
I'm the one, Deanna, De-anna, De-anna

....baby...yes...

She Sleeps In Her jeans

no one's at her side
her smile's four feet wide
I've seen her sitting on her knees
outside the bakery

no need to trust no one
and break that lovely ???
she don't even trust her dreams
she sleeps in her jeans

in the dark, inside the glow
in the light of night
in the pools of your eyes
I could float all day

but there's a lock in your look
there's a glare in your glance
there's a certain push in your pools

good girl don't you let that man
twist your arm just to hold your hand
i see you counting every drag you take
on your smoking break

no need for talking now
and break that lovely vow
she don't even trust her dreams
she sleeps in her jeans

in the glow, inside the dark
in the light of night
in the doors above your cheekbones
I could float all day

Science

I'm not trying to be a certain way
it's just me, little ol me
sickle-cell psycho hoodlum
no, you can't let it get in your way

I'm not dumb, I'm just guessin'
my reality needs no testin,

I don't need your defiance
or a lecture on your reliance
you know, I got you down to a science, baby

feel alone in the neighborhood
it's just me, little ol me
???, be a smart-ass kid

I'm not drunk, I'm just drinkin,
I don't vote, it's easier than thinkin,
I don't need your defiance
or a lecture on your reliance
you know, I got you down to a science, baby

El Hefe!

it's just me, little ole me
the innocent smile got slapped away
now I'm just another kid on the streets

Endlessly

when you hear midnight sounds
and there's no one else around
baby, it's not a ghost or a thief
all these things that your hear
shouldn't bring you any fear
it's just me calling you endlessly

when your window ???
and you wake up in a sweat
but there's blue skies as far as you can see
the only stormy weather near
was the driptap of my fear
it's just me missing you endlessly

endlessly until the end of time
endlessly you said that you were mine
but you're gone, and what hurts most is so painfully true
it will only be only me loving you endlessly

I was hanging up some flyers
watching by some passerby-ers
when I thought of this song to sing to you
you were at home alone
watching Arsenio
but were you missing me endlessly?

Latest Pagan Sensation

the world's not in pieces we can pick up
the reality near your constellation
ghost dance to the latest pagan sensation

the reality near your constellation
ghost dance to the latest pagan sensation

???
when they don't answer it probably means no
maybe we should go
the reality near your constellation
ghost dance to the latest pagan sensation

while the armies bled over emancipation
the ghost dance to the latest pagan sensation

the world's not in pieces we can pick up
the reality near your constellation
ghost dance to the latest pagan sensation

we're not on their side, they're our enemies
our flesh and blood.
the reality near your constellation
ghost dance to the latest pagan sensation

while the armies bled over emancipation
the ghost dance to the latest pagan sensation

Tired of Waiting

I'm so tired of waiting, so tired of waiting for you
I've been ready for hours
I got all dressed up for you
my new clothes are all wrinkled
pacing, waiting for you
now I only wait here for somebody new

I'm so tired of waiting, so tired of waiting for you
all my prayers go unanswered
can't you go any faster
now I only wait here for somebody new

I won't be waiting for you...

You Scare Me

my lips love the life that you breathe into me
the peace ???
why do I feel afraid the minute that we feel the thrill
I just like you too much and you scare me

what'll it take to break your heart?
what'll it take to break your heart, again?

I'm second guessing all my first impressions
cause it's too good, too soon
and you scare me

and my first love's the blood that you bleed into me
will you ever hold me again ???
when I can't find your name
and the swell in my heart is going down with a touch
cause you scare me

Swimming

swimming in yourself, you can drown all you want
talking to yourself, you can lie all you want
don't you, you need, you want love
i say what was that you said?

laughing at yourself, you can cry all you want
running from yourself, you can walk as slow as you want
don't you, you need, you want love
i say what was that you said?